The first
attempt to establish fathers’ day (in 1908)
Was
overshadowed by a hot air balloon show and circus performers.
These took
over the headlines, and the fathers
(Those left
alive after a nearby coal mining disaster)
Showed more
interest in the aerial acrobatics and the strong man act
Than in a
church service organised in their honour.
The
formidable Jane Addams tried to get in on the act a few years later,
But
although she managed to found the profession of social work in the US,
And later
won the Nobel Prize for Peace,
She couldn’t
get Fathers’ Day going.
When she
proposed a city-wide celebration of fathers in Chicago,
The people
in charge (fathers, for the most part) said, in a word, no.
Jane Addams, not happy |
In 1957, a
female senator from Maine,
Observing
that Mothers’ Day had been going strong for forty years,
Accused
Congress of “the worst possible oversight…
Perpetrated
against the gallant fathers… of our land…”
“As a
daughter, as a woman, and as a United States Senator,”
She
declared the lack of Fathers’ Day, “the most grievous insult imaginable.”
The men of
Congress appear to have united in ignoring this.
They
“gallantly” held out held out for another 15 years.
But in 1972,
Fathers’ Day finally became a national US holiday,
And from
this year onwards, fathers across the land
Were forced
to stop work, and accept soap-on-a-rope
and other mildly
insulting gifts, on an annual basis.
It is not
clear precisely when and how this blow to American manhood spread…
To
Australia. Here, at least, there has been
No
suggestion of a public holiday.
An internet
search reveals the counterfactual but valiant statement
That
father’s day in Australia originated in pagan sun worship,
And recommended
gifts include swimming with whale sharks.
In
deference to the fact that when I was born
Father’s
Day wasn’t really a thing, even in the US,
This year I
have refrained from purchasing soap-on-a-rope
Or buying
into any other American claptrap.
I’ll simply
say, you’re a top bloke, Dad.
(And if you
want to swim with whale sharks, just let me know.)